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The Lawyer Arcana

22 cards for attorneys, paralegals, and everyone who bills 0.1 to read this sentence. It punches up at the profession, the billable hour, and Big Law's beautiful machine, never the client. The gift for the lawyer in your life. Flip a card for its upright and reversed reading.

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  1. The Associate — arcanum 0
    0

    The Associate

    in the place of the fool

    Upright
    You're billing three hundred and fifty an hour and you graduated four months ago.
    Reversed
    The partner said 'handle it.' You still don't know what 'it' is.
  2. The Billable Hour — arcanum I
    I

    The Billable Hour

    in the place of the magician

    Upright
    You can turn six minutes of thinking into a number, and that number into a beach house.
    Reversed
    You bill 0.1 to open the email that says “no action needed.”
  3. The Paralegal — arcanum II
    II

    The Paralegal

    in the place of the high priestess

    Upright
    You actually know where everything is, how the judge likes it, and what the partner meant.
    Reversed
    The firm finds out the case was run entirely by someone making a fifth of the salary.
  4. The Rainmaker — arcanum III
    III

    The Rainmaker

    in the place of the empress

    Upright
    You don't practice law anymore; you take people to golf and the revenue follows you home.
    Reversed
    You haven't opened a statute since the Clinton administration.
  5. The Managing Partner — arcanum IV
    IV

    The Managing Partner

    in the place of the emperor

    Upright
    Your name is on the door and on every memo about reducing printing costs.
    Reversed
    You raised everyone's hours and called it a “culture of ownership.”
  6. The General Counsel — arcanum V
    V

    The General Counsel

    in the place of the hierophant

    Upright
    You are the one person in the building allowed to say “absolutely not” to the CEO.
    Reversed
    Your entire legal opinion was “it depends,” and they paid you anyway.
  7. The Retainer — arcanum VI
    VI

    The Retainer

    in the place of the lovers

    Upright
    A beautiful agreement where they hand you money before either of you has done anything.
    Reversed
    You burned through it in nine days and the case is “just getting interesting.”
  8. The Deposition — arcanum VII
    VII

    The Deposition

    in the place of the chariot

    Upright
    Seven hours of asking the same question until the truth gets tired.
    Reversed
    You objected to form so many times the court reporter started rolling her eyes.
  9. Opposing Counsel — arcanum VIII
    VIII

    Opposing Counsel

    in the place of justice

    Upright
    A worthy adversary who makes you sharper, whom you genuinely respect across the aisle.
    Reversed
    “Per my last email.”
  10. The Administrator — arcanum IX
    IX

    The Administrator

    in the place of the hermit

    Upright
    You have the building keys, the notary stamp, and the one printer that works. The firm runs on you.
    Reversed
    They scheduled the all-hands and didn't tell you.
  11. The Settlement — arcanum X
    X

    The Settlement

    in the place of wheel of fortune

    Upright
    Everyone walks away equally unhappy, which is how you know it was fair.
    Reversed
    You settled on the courthouse steps because nobody actually wanted a trial.
  12. The Judge — arcanum XI
    XI

    The Judge

    in the place of strength

    Upright
    The room goes silent. The gavel hasn't moved and you've already decided.
    Reversed
    You are asleep behind the briefs. No one has told you yet.
  13. I'll Call You Right Back — arcanum XII
    XII

    I'll Call You Right Back

    in the place of the hanged man

    Upright
    Suspended between the call you were on and the one that actually mattered, at perfect peace with both.
    Reversed
    It has been six weeks.
  14. The Conflict Check — arcanum XIII
    XIII

    The Conflict Check

    in the place of death

    Upright
    A clean, necessary ending: the firm cannot take the case, and you are free.
    Reversed
    You already did fourteen hours of work before anyone ran it.
  15. It Depends — arcanum XIV
    XIV

    It Depends

    in the place of temperance

    Upright
    The most honest answer in the profession, balancing every fact against every other fact.
    Reversed
    You said it to avoid having read the file.
  16. The NDA — arcanum XV
    XV

    The NDA

    in the place of the devil

    Upright
    A tidy little contract that makes a very loud problem very quiet.
    Reversed
    You signed one so broad you can't legally admit you have a job.
  17. The Sanctions Order — arcanum XVI
    XVI

    The Sanctions Order

    in the place of the tower

    Upright
    Everything you built on that one aggressive theory comes down in a single footnote.
    Reversed
    You hit “reply all” on the privileged thread.
  18. A Contingency Fee — arcanum XVII
    XVII

    A Contingency Fee

    in the place of the star

    Upright
    Thirty-three percent of something that hasn't happened yet, poured toward a courthouse on the horizon.
    Reversed
    The case settled for zero. You drove two hours for this.
  19. The Redline — arcanum XVIII
    XVIII

    The Redline

    in the place of the moon

    Upright
    A document so marked up nobody is certain what the deal even is anymore.
    Reversed
    They accepted all changes and now you can't prove what you agreed to.
  20. Making Partner — arcanum XIX
    XIX

    Making Partner

    in the place of the sun

    Upright
    Twelve years of your life, and now you get to buy in with money you don't have.
    Reversed
    Congratulations, the grind was the prize.
  21. The Verdict — arcanum XX
    XX

    The Verdict

    in the place of judgement

    Upright
    The jury files back in, the foreman stands, and every billable hour finally means something.
    Reversed
    The client read it as “we should have settled,” which you told them in March.
  22. The Bar Number — arcanum XXI
    XXI

    The Bar Number

    in the place of the world

    Upright
    You did it: sworn in, licensed, a real attorney, the whole world of practice open before you.
    Reversed
    Now you find out the actual job is email.
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